Penis Envy Mushrooms

(29 customer reviews)


1719 items sold

Origin: South America

Starting Dose: Take 1g and wait for 3hrs

Onset Time: 45-60 mins

Duration: 4-5 hrs

Advanced Strength Level 90%
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Penis Envy Mushrooms

Penis envy mushrooms is simply one of the most potent strains available. Rumoured to be engineered by the Sempai of Psychonauts, Terence McKenna himself.

Penis Envy Mushrooms Dosage Guide

Dosage Weight
0.1g - 0.25g
0.25g - 1g
Common Beginner
1g - 2.5g
Normal Spiritual
2.5g - 4g
4g - 5.5g
5.5g +
  • The above dosage chart is just meant as a rough guideline. Many variables such as tolerance, metabolism, experience, diet, weight, current medications, state of mind can all have a profound effect on dosage.
  • Method of ingesting the psilocybin magic mushrooms can change the dosage. Mushroom tea, mushroom edibles, lemon tek.
  • We have a magic mushroom dosage calculator for you to check out as well.
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Penis Envy shrooms are true to the anatomical side of their name, with a thick, dense, fleshy shaft and bulbous caps that both pack a powerful psychedelic punch. The Penis Envy Mushrooms aren’t shy about its many virtues. For shamanic journeys, vision quests and deeply mystical experiences, there are few strains that come close to this one, and it offers a deeply transformative experience that is definitely not for the timid. Penis envy mushrooms are one of Shrooms Direct favourite shrooms to buy online. One gram of this strain can feel like two or three grams of a less potent strain, and as such, the P.E.s (as they are sometimes known) can be a bit overwhelming for first-timers. Microdoses of this strain can be as powerful as larger doses of a weaker strain, so increase gradually to find what is ideal for you. Everyone’s physiology and metabolism are different, and individual brain chemistry and body size play a significant role in how each individual might respond to psilocybin, as will your surroundings and emotional state, and this is especially true with the Penis Envy strain, so if it is your first time or you are significantly upping your dosage, select a safe, comfortable, and if possible, familiar place, and consider asking a sober tripsitter to be your companion for the coming ride. Effects begin between 10 to 40 minutes after ingestion and can last between 3 and 6 hours, depending on the dose and the individual. Like all tryptamines, psilocybes often cause what has been called “the mushroom yawns” which increase markedly as one begins to peak, however, the feeling in the rest of the body is energetic, not tired. Users can expect a wide variety of possible effects and sensations, from the mystical, euphoric and revelatory to the hyper-spatial and mind-altering observational. Fans of this strain report unlocking ever deeper doors of Perception, Time Distortion, Hallucinations both when eyes are closed or open, synesthesia (i.e. “seeing” sounds and “feeling” colours) and in some cases, fractal surfing, living geometry, cosmic entities and even stargates. Remember to stay hydrated, especially if you’re outdoors or doing activities like dancing, and try sipping some honey ginger tea to counteract any possible nausea during the come-up. Do not use if pregnant and do not mix with other drugs, especially alcohol.
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5 Ways to Take Your Magic Mushrooms

  • Just open the packaging that the shrooms arrive it, and eat them as is.
  • Will take approximately 45 minutes for perceived therapeutic effects to be felt (depending on strain)
  • The less you eat beforehand the better.
  • Eating especially a high fat meal before hand can delay or diminish the results.
  • taking shrooms in the form of tea will soften the awful taste for most people.
  • chop, crush, or blend (just tap the pulse button a couple of times) and place in a tea bag, or in the bottom of the cup.
  • Bring the water to a light boil. Let it sit for a minute, then pour in your cup or teapot.
  • Let it sit for 20 minutes. Stir occasionally.
  • Strain, and enjoy!
  • We have bagged shroom tea ready for you to enjoy as well.
  • Many people look to add magic mushrooms to their food. This can be a good, or bad idea.
  • Avoid adding the mushrooms during any cooking stage
  • Ex. baking the shrooms on top a pizza. Rehydrating the shrooms and sautéing them. Both will result in damaging the psilocybin, and degrading the medical benefits.
  • Do grind them up and put on top of your food after the cooking process.
  • If you prefer, we have many edibles already made. Our favourites are psilo gummies.
  • capsules are a great way to get a lower, “microdose” of psilocybin.
  • Experience psilocybin, and it’s benefits, without losing the day.
  • Using just a grinder, you can make your very own microdose shroom capsules.
  • Don’t be overwhelmed. This is quite quick and easy to do.
  • Psychonaut’s claim the acidic property of the lemon aids in breaking down the psilocybin. This makes for an more intense spiritual journey!
  • We recommend starting with HALF the amount of shrooms you would normally.
  • Simply grind up the magic mushrooms. Let them sit in a glass of pure lemon juice.
  • Then just add water, and shoot it down in one go!
  • If the idea of shooting down lemon tek is not appealing. We also have lemon tek gummies.

Additional information


1 gram, 14 grams, 28 grams (1oz.), 3 grams, 7 grams

29 reviews for Penis Envy Mushrooms

  1. Anonymous # 9739013 (verified owner)

    You been holding out on me bro. 100 stars and counting.
    Very pleasant potent smell. Lemon tek .5 grms and watched lord of the rings pt 2. Woah shit blew my mind. Thanks SD

  2. Steve (verified owner)

    After trying some lower grade strains to get comfortable with shrooms I decided to try these and oh my god what an amazing experience. I ate 3 grams and the visuals were the best thing I’ve ever experienced. After the trip was done I felt like a new person. I totally recommend these to anyone looking for an amazing journey! Can’t wait to try these again

  3. Regular Psychonaut

    BAM! Strongest shrooms there are. Of any sites as well. I would rec these is you want a serious ego death reset. A++++

  4. Tom C.

    Holy SHIT! If you want to get rocked around and hit ego-death! Look here. I am an experienced psychonaut and this is really what it’s all about. Thank you SD!

  5. tylerdc (verified owner)

    product is a 5
    service is a 5!

  6. froleprotrem

    Perfectly pent articles, thankyou for information .

  7. Tracy (verified owner)

    I’m 50+ and a first timer. I have Multiple Chemical Sensitivities (MCS) and suffer from trauma causing PTSD. I decided to give this a try after reading recent research on how psilocybin calms an overactive limbic system, which is the key factor in the causation of MCS and PTSD. The positive effects after just one session is remarkable!
    I did a few micro doses to test dosage and effect. Then, on a quiet rainy day, I ground 1.25 grams of mushrooms into fine powder and steeped it with lemon and ginger in a cup of hot water. I had no gut issues at all, knowing that the citric acid in the lemon juice and heat would neutralize the chemicals causing gut upset. I set my trip intention like an nondual meditation. Check out Rupert Spira on youtube, it’s perfect for an exploration of the mind and spirit. I prepared my setting with music made for psilocybin tripping, and made a comfy nest on the couch.
    I noticed effects within 40 minutes. I saw colourful fractal patterns when I closed my eyes. The soft texture of my blanket became sumptuous like warm chocolate that melted into my skin. It felt like I became one with the music, part of the harmonic vibrations, like rolling waves. The experience was like an excellent nondual meditation where your body and mind disappear and you become one with your surroundings. I became expansive awareness and lost my sense of self. It was wonderful, peaceful and calming. It’s the best staycation I have ever planned, and the perfect use of COVID-19 isolation time. The effects lasted a few days. I felt more love and happier. The effects seem to linger. I hope that with a few more sessions I can maintain this sense of calm and peacefulness and reduce my PTSD triggers. It’s as if did some brain/computer maintenance and rebooted and defragged the system.
    Here’s the link to the research papers, and a very informative book.
    Book by Michael Pollan: How to Change Your Mind (The therapeutic benefits psilocybin mushrooms, research, and history)
    Prompt service and delivery too!

    • MB

      Love the list of references Tracy. We thank you, and I am sure a lot of people stopping by do as well! =)

  8. Mo (verified owner)

    This was an amazing trip, stunning visuals. The best was what it did for my depression; I’d been in a funk for about a month I really needed the mental vacation. The only thing I didn’t like about this incredible strain was the incredible ‘gut rot’ I suffered. My stomach hurt enough that it was distracting from the overall enjoyment of the trip.

  9. Manders

    I purchased 7 grams because I am suffering from depression and ptsd with anxiety attacks. I wanted to try microdosing but also wanted to take a macro dose. My first microdose made a huge difference. I was a little afraid to take them because I haven’t had a Psychedelic in 14 years. I felt like I could open up and laugh again. Two days after my microdose I decided I would take a higher dose because I would be on my own for at least 6 hours so if I was acting weird, no one would have to witness it. I believe I only took a gram. I didn’t weigh it, but I definitely did Not expect the trip I received. It was intense! Both CEV and OEV. Time felt like it was moving at a snails pace. One minute I was crying and the next I was laughing. I tried to think about the traumas I’d been through to see how I would react and it didn’t feel painful to think about them. It was amazing. I had only ever taken mushrooms before to have fun with friends. This was very therapeutic and left me with a sense of calm for days afterwards. Next time I will take a higher dose to see how it will feel.

    • Varrowyn

      That’s a great psychedelic experience, Manders. Thanks for sharing.

  10. Alex

    Magical mind journey. Came out feeling as though I had pressed a reset button on my brain. Others around did not have the same pleasant experience as this strain can get intense.

    Very fast and professionally shipped. Thank you so much for this vacation for my mind. Will look forward to ordering again.

    • MB

      We all need a mind vacation. Glad you enjoyed your trip! =)

  11. Vincent Trudel (verified owner)

    If you want to have fun for a few hours and then get your ass kicked for the rest of your life, take this

  12. Rick (verified owner)

    My only wish the shrooms were bigger <3

  13. Rick (verified owner)

    The best by far I didn’t care much for the alacabenzi

    • MB

      You love the heavy hitters 😉

  14. Kevin Oliver (verified owner)

    The strongest Zoomers I’ve ever eaten, a cartoon liquidy world welcomed me with warm happiness. Thankyou will be ordering again.👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • MB

      Welcome to our world =)

  15. Malcolm Macleod (verified owner)

    Definitely the strongest shrooms I have tried. Be careful with these. Very amazing experience though all in all.

  16. Shadow

    Wow…wow…The price is well worth the ride. Thanks for having a great product and definitely going to have order again. I was going to say it’s bad, which meant more for me 😁 but this opens your mind and great way to hear your soul talk …

  17. ShroomerMan

    I’ve had a couple of trips prior to this with other species; this was my first PE experience. I cut up a gram into very small pieces and put them in some juice and drank it. After an hour, I was tripping. PE is definitely stronger than most other species (from what I heard before) and this trip confirmed it. It was a very enjoyable experience and I was talking to myself for most of it. Will definitely do it again.

  18. StatueWeb

    Mind blowing and enlightening. Definitely a bit of a stronger and different experience but amazing and worth it.

  19. CS (verified owner)

    Incredible!! I ended up making 1g dark chocolates and ate 2 on an empty stomach after having a light breakfast with a load of vitamins including a bunch of gingko biloba. Started to feel it come on about 45 min in then in steady waves for the following 5 hours. Visuals were at times interactive with tactile, time and spatial distortions. Definitely not for the faint of heart and I may even scale back a bit for next time. I tried watching LOTR but it got totally messed up and I ended up spending a lot of time in silence trying to make sense of things and went for a walk in the park when I eventually felt like I could actually walk again and remember how or why I had to again. Time appeared to standstill several times and everything seemed to be breathing but in synch with my own breathing. I could actually see and feel energy flowing through everything. Comedown wasn’t bad and was short. Definite afterglow following and deep sense of clarity and calm and ready for deep sleep. Interested in microdosing with this now. I definitely got to level 4 on only 2g so just be really careful with dosing and prep etc and accept the gift as whatever is offered to you. Highly recommend – but fasten your seatbelts for this one.

  20. TJ (verified owner)

    Beautiful quality, strong trip, will definitely buy again.

  21. Anonymous

    Super fantastic service quality and power team very nice I’m very happy to have this opportunity to experience this type as Terrence said life if anything is an opportunity lol thank you all keep up the epic joy much blessings 🦋from past trips I know service quality is ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️

  22. Mo

    Let me just say how awesome this strain is!! The ultimate mushroom magic. We had a bag full of stems and I ate 3 stems and went for walk and holy gods of the universe!!!!

    Be careful a small dose on Penis Envy can be equivalent to larger doses of even a Transkei Cubesis 7gs dose as I’ve experienced.

    The Penis Envy strain in was a Bombastic time!!! Excellent visuals man

  23. Cj

    Plz restock !!!

  24. Pz


  25. Sadil

    Please restock. What is the expected restock time?

  26. Dj

    Please restock

  27. Thomas

    Are the shrooms always out of stock I haven’t seen them in over 3 – 4 months. Get A Grip Your Loosing Money!!

    • Varrowyn

      Hello Thomas,

      Thank you for bringing your concern to us. Unfortunately, PEs are rare and delicate to grow. Like any good business models, we wouldn’t want to sacrifice quality over quantity. With that said, we are looking at a month and half to get the PEs back into our shelves. You can contact our chat support or email us so we can include you on our mailing list and notify you once the PEs are back.

  28. Mshroom

    The product is amazing. A 5 star product a bit pricey but you get what you pay for.

    • Varrowyn

      Glad you love the PE. What was the experience like?

  29. Doug

    Amazing trip

    • Varrowyn

      Nice one, Doug. We’d like to hear your experience on the PE

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